Funny Post

I copied this post from the bulletin post from a group I was a part of.
I think It is very fuuny, since we love our two dogs and it has this twist to it, I know I should post it.

Advice for the ladies.........decades too late!!
If you want someone who will bring you the paper
without first tearing it
apart to remove the sports section...
Buy a dog.

If you want someone willing to make a fool of himself
simply over the joy
of seeing you...
Buy a dog.

If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in
front of him and never
says its not quite as good as his mother made it...
Buy a dog

If you want someone always willing to go out, at any
hour, for as long
and wherever you want...
Buy a dog.

If you want someone who will never touch the
remote, doesn't care about
football, and can sit next to you as you watch
romantic movies...
Buy a dog.

If you want someone who is content to get up on your
bed just to warm
your feet and whom you can push off if he snores...
Buy a dog.

If you want someone who never criticizes what you
do, doesn't care if
you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, who
acts as if
every word you say is especially worthy of listening
to, and loves you
unconditionally, perpetually...
Buy a dog.

But, on the other hand, If you want someone who will
never come when
you call, ignores you totally when you come home,
leaves hair all
over the place, walks all over you, runs around all
night and only
comes home to eat and sleep, and acts as if your
entire existence is solely to
ensure his happiness...
Then.................




Buy a cat !!!
(You thought I was talking about a man didn't you?)